30 Things Guys Would Be Better Off Knowing About Girls
1. Just becuz we have sex with you does NOT mean we wanna be with you. Sometimes, we actually like you LESS afterwards. & sometimes we don't want YOU to spend the night either, lol
2. We are NOT as clueless as you think we are. Just because we dont say anything doesn't mean we dont KNOW anything.
3. Some girls enjoy being single & find it liberating. We aren't in high school anymore; we don't have to 'go together'. Sometimes we just wanna chill.
4. There is a HUGE difference between a "groupie" & a "gold digger". The gold diggers are usually the really fabulous ones with the successful older gentleman. The groupies go for guys they'll never get, they get f*cked & they get ditched.
5. Millionaires come a dime a dozen, just like beautiful women. If a lady shows u interest it doesn't mean she's only interested in your money. Chances are she's turned down men richer than you before.
6. A girl cannot help who she falls in love with, so stop asking us if you're our type.
7. We already know you're going to marry your college sweetheart or baby mama. You aren't fooling us, so stop running the game and lets just have fun while it lasts.
8. EVERY girl has a breaking point. A girl can stick by you thru only so much BS. But there's always a point that we can reach where we WILL leave you & never turn back.
9. Sometimes you try so hard not to cum that we get very bored and wish you would lol
10. Sometimes we just need a rebound guy. And sometimes we just sleep with someone to put things in perspective. You gotta be a girl to understand this one ...
11. If the sex is not good, we're generally not interested anymore. & if we still are, well hey ... that's lOVE! <3
12. We have more game than you think & you have less game than you think. One of a girls slickest moves is to play along
13. If a girl cheated on her man to be with you it does NOT necessarily mean she will cheat on you.
14. The less you try to have sex with us, the more we want to have sex with you. The more u pressure us, the less attractive we find you.
15. NO quality woman will ever try to trap a man with a baby.
16. Most of the time when you think we are "BSn" .... we just dont really f*ck with you like that
17. We are very, very, VERY good pretenders. & we know EXACTLY what we're doing. Take this as you wish ....
18. If a girl makes you something cheesy and creative, she really likes you <3
19. Just becuz you see her with him, doesn't mean she's sleeping with him!
20. If a girl doesn't believe that a guy and a girl can just be 'friends' .... don't trust that girl around her guy friends!
21. Our first love CANNOT automatically hit anytime he wants too. Trust me .... my first couldn't hit it if he had a bat! lol
22. If a girl starts a sentence with, "all girls are/do/say/think/etc ........................",that only applies to her & her inner circle.
23. A girl stops liking you all of a sudden. Here's why:
1. She didn't enjoy the sex or knows that it wont be good.
2. She found out you were broke.
3. She thinks you're gay.
4. She met somebody new or someone old is back in her life.
5. Her friends said something about you that made her embarrassed to be around you.
6. You want to get serious and she doesnt -- or vice versa
7. You're too cheap.
8. You either have a habit or have made a statement that she can't deal with
9. You're smothering her
10. She's bored with you
24. We can tell exactly how the sex is gonna be just by looking at you. My accuracy is 100% so far, lol :)
25. If you are slacking off with your girl yet she still seems happy, SHE IS GETTING IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!! [applies to sex, money, attention, time, etc]
26. We DEFINITELY know when you're cheating on us. Even if we don't let on about it
27. We know that men are just like us. The less attention we give you, the more you want us. Men don't know how to deal with rejection and we use that to our advantage
28. We CAN handle the truth and we'd prefer that you be upfront with us instead of lying about how u feel.
29. GIRL TALK is much more devious, coniving, detailed, dirty and disgusting than GUY TALK lol.
30. We're not always as broke as we pretend to be, sumtimes we're just being spoiled lol (;
DISCLAIMER: WHY NO. 28 IS TRUE
GIRL [TO HER FRIEND]: "I THINK ME & JOHNNY ARE GETN PRETTY CLOSE BUT DAVEY INVITED ME TO CABO THIS WKND! SHOULD I GO, OR DO YOU THINK IT WILL MESS THINGS UP WITH JOHNNY? I'M SO CONFUSED!"
GIRL'S FRIEND: "HMM. I DUNNO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK JOHNNY WHERE YOU GUYS STAND SO U HAVE A BETR IDEA OF WHAT TO DO."
GIRL: [RING, RING] "HELLO JOHNNY?? I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GOING. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHERE DO WE STAND? DO YOU WANT TO GET SERIOUS OR IS THIS JUST A FLING?"
JOHNNY: [LYING] "AWW, BABE. YOU KNOW I REALLY CARE FOR U & I DONT WANNA SEE YOU WITH ANYONE ELSE. WE DONT NEED A TITLE UNTIL WE'RE READY BUT I COULD REALLY SEE MYSELF SETTLING DOWN WITH YOU".
GIRL [TO HER FRIEND]: "DAMN! JOHNNY SEEMS LIKE HE'S READY FOR SUMTHING REAL. IM MAD AS HELL! NOW IF I GO TO CABO WITH DAVEY JOHNNY WONT FCUK WITH ME ANYMORE. SHIT! DANG, OK .... I GUESS I'LL JUST TELL DAVEY 'NO' ".
[1 MONTH LATER WHEN GIRL REALIZES THAT JOHNNY WAS LYING & REALLY WASNT SERIOUS ABOUT HER]
THIS POINT WE START GET'N BITCHY & CRAZY & START LEAVING YOU MEAN TEXTS AND CALLING YOU HOE ASS NIGGAS.
THE REASON YOU THINK WE CANT HANDLE THE TRUE IS CAUSE WE START BUGGIN OUT CAUSE UR LIES MESSED P SOME OTHER GOOD ISHT WE HAD GOING ON.
WE DONT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT, WE'RE JUST MAD WE MISSED OUT ON CABO!! LMAO
PEEP GAME, YOU GUYS. WE ARE NOOOOOT AS PREDICTABLE AS YOU THINK.
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