by: Grant Photography - Evin

Friday, August 22, 2008

30 Things Guys Would Be Better Off Knowing About Girls

I saw the following in the Notes section from a friends page, and thought it would be interesting to share, and see how people react to it. I'm not saying I agree with it, just curious of people's responses, you can see a few below.
Thanks to Miss Miranda. Facebook or Myspace. Below is the original note, and some comments. **(Layouts courtesy of www.facebook.com names and pictures have been removed.)

Some women may agree, some may think this makes women look bad. You be the judge. Do you agree with what was said?


30 Things Guys Would Be Better Off Knowing About Girls

1. Just becuz we have sex with you does NOT mean we wanna be with you. Sometimes, we actually like you LESS afterwards. & sometimes we don't want YOU to spend the night either, lol

2. We are NOT as clueless as you think we are. Just because we dont say anything doesn't mean we dont KNOW anything. 

3. Some girls enjoy being single & find it liberating. We aren't in high school anymore; we don't have to 'go together'. Sometimes we just wanna chill. 

4. There is a HUGE difference between a "groupie" & a "gold digger". The gold diggers are usually the really fabulous ones with the successful older gentleman. The groupies go for guys they'll never get, they get f*cked & they get ditched. 

5. Millionaires come a dime a dozen, just like beautiful women. If a lady shows u interest it doesn't mean she's only interested in your money. Chances are she's turned down men richer than you before. 

6. A girl cannot help who she falls in love with, so stop asking us if you're our type. 

7. We already know you're going to marry your college sweetheart or baby mama. You aren't fooling us, so stop running the game and lets just have fun while it lasts. 

8. EVERY girl has a breaking point. A girl can stick by you thru only so much BS. But there's always a point that we can reach where we WILL leave you & never turn back. 

9. Sometimes you try so hard not to cum that we get very bored and wish you would lol

10. Sometimes we just need a rebound guy. And sometimes we just sleep with someone to put things in perspective. You gotta be a girl to understand this one ...

11. If the sex is not good, we're generally not interested anymore. & if we still are, well hey ... that's lOVE! <3

12. We have more game than you think & you have less game than you think. One of a girls slickest moves is to play along

13. If a girl cheated on her man to be with you it does NOT necessarily mean she will cheat on you.

14. The less you try to have sex with us, the more we want to have sex with you. The more u pressure us, the less attractive we find you.

15. NO quality woman will ever try to trap a man with a baby. 

16. Most of the time when you think we are "BSn" .... we just dont really f*ck with you like that 

17. We are very, very, VERY good pretenders. & we know EXACTLY what we're doing. Take this as you wish .... 

18. If a girl makes you something cheesy and creative, she really likes you <3 

19. Just becuz you see her with him, doesn't mean she's sleeping with him! 

20. If a girl doesn't believe that a guy and a girl can just be 'friends' .... don't trust that girl around her guy friends! 

21. Our first love CANNOT automatically hit anytime he wants too. Trust me .... my first couldn't hit it if he had a bat! lol 

22. If a girl starts a sentence with, "all girls are/do/say/think/etc ........................",that only applies to her & her inner circle. 

23. A girl stops liking you all of a sudden. Here's why: 

1. She didn't enjoy the sex or knows that it wont be good.

2. She found out you were broke.

3. She thinks you're gay.

4. She met somebody new or someone old is back in her life.

5. Her friends said something about you that made her embarrassed to be around you.

6. You want to get serious and she doesnt -- or vice versa

7. You're too cheap.

8. You either have a habit or have made a statement that she can't deal with

9. You're smothering her

10. She's bored with you 

24. We can tell exactly how the sex is gonna be just by looking at you. My accuracy is 100% so far, lol :) 

25. If you are slacking off with your girl yet she still seems happy, SHE IS GETTING IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!! [applies to sex, money, attention, time, etc] 

26. We DEFINITELY know when you're cheating on us. Even if we don't let on about it 

27. We know that men are just like us. The less attention we give you, the more you want us. Men don't know how to deal with rejection and we use that to our advantage

28. We CAN handle the truth and we'd prefer that you be upfront with us instead of lying about how u feel. 

29. GIRL TALK is much more devious, coniving, detailed, dirty and disgusting than GUY TALK lol. 

30. We're not always as broke as we pretend to be, sumtimes we're just being spoiled lol (;

DISCLAIMER: WHY NO. 28 IS TRUE

GIRL [TO HER FRIEND]: "I THINK ME & JOHNNY ARE GETN PRETTY CLOSE BUT DAVEY INVITED ME TO CABO THIS WKND! SHOULD I GO, OR DO YOU THINK IT WILL MESS THINGS UP WITH JOHNNY? I'M SO CONFUSED!" 

GIRL'S FRIEND: "HMM. I DUNNO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK JOHNNY WHERE YOU GUYS STAND SO U HAVE A BETR IDEA OF WHAT TO DO." 

GIRL: [RING, RING] "HELLO JOHNNY?? I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GOING. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHERE DO WE STAND? DO YOU WANT TO GET SERIOUS OR IS THIS JUST A FLING?" 

JOHNNY: [LYING] "AWW, BABE. YOU KNOW I REALLY CARE FOR U & I DONT WANNA SEE YOU WITH ANYONE ELSE. WE DONT NEED A TITLE UNTIL WE'RE READY BUT I COULD REALLY SEE MYSELF SETTLING DOWN WITH YOU". 

GIRL [TO HER FRIEND]: "DAMN! JOHNNY SEEMS LIKE HE'S READY FOR SUMTHING REAL. IM MAD AS HELL! NOW IF I GO TO CABO WITH DAVEY JOHNNY WONT FCUK WITH ME ANYMORE. SHIT! DANG, OK .... I GUESS I'LL JUST TELL DAVEY 'NO' ". 

[1 MONTH LATER WHEN GIRL REALIZES THAT JOHNNY WAS LYING & REALLY WASNT SERIOUS ABOUT HER] 

THIS POINT WE START GET'N BITCHY & CRAZY & START LEAVING YOU MEAN TEXTS AND CALLING YOU HOE ASS NIGGAS.

THE REASON YOU THINK WE CANT HANDLE THE TRUE IS CAUSE WE START BUGGIN OUT CAUSE UR LIES MESSED P SOME OTHER GOOD ISHT WE HAD GOING ON.

WE DONT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT, WE'RE JUST MAD WE MISSED OUT ON CABO!! LMAO

PEEP GAME, YOU GUYS. WE ARE NOOOOOT AS PREDICTABLE AS YOU THINK.

at 8:03pm yesterday
Mimi sometimes I wish I was more like the girls you're describing with number 1,7, 12. 13, 17, 24 (lol) and 30. i've been so naive!
I fell for a line exactly like 'babe i could totally see us together but we don't need a title right now and no i wouldn't like to see you with anyone else'. ha! its emberassing how much i believed him. i thought he was being real with me (stupid).no more of that though. do i have to play games to really be with someone? im learning tho, notes like this help lol.
Miss Miranda (VCU) wrote
at 8:07pm yesterday
lol glad i could help Brit. The more u understand men the less you respect them and the easier it gets. guys lie about EVERYTHING and none of them can be trusted. not even the 'good' ones. it's so much easier to 'just have fun'! :)

at 9:11pm yesterday
there is a new breed of really stupid girls around right now that are no where near on the level of what you put in this list.

and men run through them something awful.

Men are not Gods. We do not need to worship them.

at 9:14pm yesterday
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!! WHY I got to be tagged in this...lol. its all good. I aint gon front, we do say some crazy stuff, but its all about a females tolerance...meaning if they dont mind the lil BS. jusst like how some guys handling some females BS...So i got to havve the fellaz back..No one is perfect, but i can say if a brotha is over doin the "dumbness" get rid of his ass, cuz i can admit, some guys do be foolin. i be lookin confused at some things my boyz may say

at 9:35pm yesterday
Yall chics cannot be serious....if you are a female...do your self a fvor and ignore...do not respond....I mean really..HAHAHA..Miranda...please dont include me in these notes...I will go too hard on women...I love you though...

at 10:16pm yesterday
i really don't want to believe none of them can be trusted but im sure you're right to an extent lol.


at 10:20pm yesterday
# 3,4,5, im dying over here, dyinggg..not tagged but glad I read it...

at 10:47pm yesterday
Wow, this funny as hell....


at 11:41pm yesterday
i LOVE you for making this!!!! Esp 1, 8, 9 ( PLEASE LET SOME MAN READ THAT AND WRITE IT ON THE BATHROOM WALL), 10, 11, 12, 17, 22 ( i wish my friend would get that), 26 and 28..I love them all but those are my favorites! But all of them are true as hell

at 12:19am
MAAAAAAAN im mad I even read this shit lol.. come on.. if niggas really listened to this shit NOBODY would be in a relationship... and number 24 come on man... you bee 100% accurate.. well I find that hard to believe... and millionaires come a dime a dozen huh.. lol what fucking world do yal live in? Im willing to bet that out of all the girls tagged maybe 1 girl knows an actual millionaire and when I say KNOW I mean like u got this nigga number in your phone and he actually calls u from timeto time.. NOT no u chilled in VIP one time and he was there type shit
at 12:50am
Okay for every man who got offended you were probably a victim of number 23 lol. And as for 24 you'd be surprised. I've NEVER been wrong.Show me a pretty girl and i could show you thirty athletes, entertainers executives etc who have called her, dated her , taken her out or at least tried to. Anyone can meet a millionaire easily. If your girl can't something aint right. And i love you more Aaron but you are finer than average so i'm sure you get a lot of goofy ass girls but if soon as they get over your chocolate and realize you aint ish the rules apply lol. I'm trying to help ya but you're hard headed lol. If you knew better you'd do better lol :)

at 5:50am
*watches all trust fly out the window* (from a male)

at 9:50am
THIS NOTE SHOULD BE PUBLISHED IN A BOOK SOMEWHERE I HAVENT READ SOMETHING SO REAL IN A LONG TIME IT SHOULD BE GIVEN TO EVERY CLUELESS GUY ON EARTH AN I SWEAR WHEN I READ NUMBER 6 AN 9 I COULD HAVE SHOUTED AN TESTIFIED OFF THAT GOOD WORD LOL



at 11:32am
lol@ anyone can meet a millionaire easily..

this is so sad...

at 12:36pm
Miranda...Imma give you a pass and not go hard or to get too personal cuz I likle you baby..dont get cute though..Women are naturally inferior dumb creatures thats why you will NEVER be President..stop worrying about what a nigga got and can do for you and get a job, get in the gym ( women in Detroit) and you get a million..What ever niggas do to girls its because we can..its MENTAL..You don't see niggas getting pimped by hoes on corners across America do you?Its cute women need to sit down and make some self empowerment note to justify why they cant keep a man from cutting other hoes or why you aint got a pot to piss in or a fence to throw it over..obviously something is wrong with you..Miranda you MAY know a millionaire or something maybe you talk or text, judt cuz u was out and hopped on his team. but your girls aint..dont gas them. you cant do nothing for a boss, whatever little pennies he spend on a plane ticket, or bottles in a a club the got 50 other chics he do the same for..so that means your just a rat chasing cheese..you are weekend cut meat.. fly you out buy the ticket take you to a club CUT and send you home to your 1 bedroom or parents house.That makes you nothing more than a prostitute. I dont care who you know or who you been..cuz I know you giving that cat up and if you aint than your useless.I know millionaires, I hang with millionaires and the women they want aint on Facebook reading these type of notes responding.They are in Magazines, Authors, CEOS, on TV and can do for themselves.If you are a chic over 23 and you have ever begged a nigga for money or food, dont have a job, never have paid a mortgage or car note then shut the hell up cuz your grown and a loser..Holla at me im out here is this $2000 suit and some Bruno's...anyone can meet a millionaire..hahah why are most HOES SO BROKE? answer that..and I know chics with more bread than I got. so all hoes aremt broke..Ladies, $5 footlongs feed your team...

at 12:36pm
and Luke you cool with me man..I dont know you but I like the way you think..

at 1:09pm
yes u are women are exactly as predictable as we think

at 1:19pm
Lol... women cant really believe in this.

at 1:21pm
i kno thas right! and best believe it because it is OH SO TRUE! lol (i wasn't even tagged but it was entertaining to read =)

at 1:39pm
lol@ this nigga AARON MUTHAFUCKA GLASPIE! you are my NEW NIGGA! dog i swear to god u said EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVERYTHING i watned to say i just wasnt' at a computer and didn't feel like typing that shit on my phone! dog i swear this nigga is my brother from another mother.. you read my thoughts EXACTLY bro...

at 1:44pm
and if yall Really were like this note claims, then there wouldn't be so many "scorned" women out here... cause yall would be on the same shit we on and would never take the shit personally.... talking about yall dont want us to spend the night lol and yall just using us for the time being lol... Miranda If a nigga hit u and soon as he got done he got up took a quick wipe off and got up outta there, your ass would be SALTY as fuck and u know it.. so please Stop the Front.... and all you ladies need to STOP getting Gas'd off this note.. gas is 4.25 a gallon thats TOO expensive to be getting Gas'd off this shit lol cause anybody that agrees with this 100% is DEFINITELY Front'n!!!

at 3:28pm
9. Sometimes you try so hard not to cum that we get very bored and wish you would lol

LMFAO!!! Aint that the truth! hahahaha Hit it right on the head mwith that 1.

This note is super cute

at 5:01pm
Thats a lie miranda women always looking 4 they meal ticket, yall dont think so but yall do at the end of the day Im not gonna say all woman but its a healthy amount

at 5:14pm
I agree Miranda, the problem is ya'll took it too personal! Its messed up that ya'll couldn't take it totally for what it was which is a outline. I dont agree with ALL the things on the list but i do think a lot of it is valid.

this is not ALL girls at ALL times. all girls don't have some or even totally resemble the note ALL THE TIME. Hell I have had sex with a guy I didn't want to be with. And I have done nice things for a guy I did. I've DEFINATELY overlooked things because i think you should pick your battles. All the millionaire stuff... I dunno, not my thing, but damn ya'll are so serious.

Luke you already know... my thing is if you read number 28 then you would know why there are scorned women.
I'm not even gonna touch the "women are inferior thing" cause thats just simple. Standing on a corner...thats just a whole new topic of discussion!

I want the guys not to be angry. I want the guys to know and understand that no matter how much they THINK they know about women that we are not as "inferior" as you think..if you "get over"..its cause we let you and we liked you enough to look past it.

Now thats not to say that there arent some simple women, (i.e the prositutes that get pimped by these geniuses right) who dont know enough to know. i dont think she was talking about them though..

i'm sure that you can think of 30 things you wish girls would know too. MAKE A LIST ABOUT THAT too! lol

But seeing as how all the men are super upset about the money thing...OUTSIDE of that what wouldnt you agree with?

at 5:17pm
TO ANY MAN WHO IS OFFENDED OR GOT OUTTA LINE:

Im gunna assume that you didnt actually read the note & that's why u got so defensive. Outta 30 pts, only one or 2 had anything to do with money, yet that's the ONLY point y'all seemed to hang on to.

THIS NOTE IS NOT ABOUT USING MEN FOR MONEY. CAN U FIND ONE PART WHERE I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT BEING OKAY?! NO!
SEE #5 AND #15.

It was actually alot more about sex but noone mentioned that. Your responses have nothing to do with anything going on in the note!

This note was in no way offensive men, As as for the "scorned woman" i didnt say woman dont FALL for men. [SEE #28]

But there are scorned men too. Im just saying that IN GENERAL, dont think that just because you have a penis and you use it on us that we are going to be overly emotional and overly attached cause chances are, it was the same thing to us that it was to you. JUST SEX.

You are taking this way outta context, proving that men only see what they wanna see and hear what they wanna hear. Which is why they dont understand women at ALL!

& THANKS COURTNEY!!


at 5:37pm
yeah ok.. Thanks for the clarity cuz it was gonna get bad. And niggas I run with don't give 2 shits about sex, been there and done that. I don't wife whores, we ain't in highschool. If a chic has slept with over 7-8 dudes and I know about it I ain't wifing that no way, I might cut to tell the homeys I cut but I ain't bout to marry you. So I don't care who else you have sex with. Just don't get gases about money when you broke and bootlicking niggas for shit. I ain't mad at all baby it's funny to me. But don't get a false sense of swagger or reality because if a lot of women took a hard look at the mirror and their lives it would be a harsh reality. That goes for men too. And men do hear and see what we want from women because half the time y'all ain't saying shit worth listening to. All I'm saying is get your shit together on your own, get a job, 6 figures, a crib a car and then talk to me about things I need to know about a y'all..Cuz that's what I bring to the table and I'm looking for a equal then I will do for a chic and will listen.. Past that your opinion don't matter to me.. Women are more emotional and prone to attachment that's a estrogen versus hormone biological fact. Now there are some cats who are sensitive but the numbers ain't equal. Miranda your cute though.. This was a good topic and I'm glad you nipped it cuz it was gonna get bad on here.

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